May 2013
21 posts
2 tags
Best of The Producers, P3
Max: Because we need, nay, deserve, to have a gorgeous Swedish secretary.
Bloom: A secretary who doesn’t speak English? What will people say?
Max: They’ll say WAOWAAOAOAHWAHAWOWHAHWWOHAW. Offer her the job, please?
Bloom: Just a moment, miss, we might have a position for you.
Max: As a matter of fact we might have several positions for you.
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Not Perfect - by Tim Minchin
“This is my body and I live in it. It’s 31 and 6 months old. It’s changed a lot since it was new; it’s done stuff it’s not suppoesed to do. I often try to fill it up with wine. And the weirdest thing about it is that I spend so much time hating it, but it never says a bad thing about me.”
whentheghostsmakeloveagain:
orangezest100:
...
ostracizedpoodle:
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
sometimes the floor needs you to lay on it
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Best of The Producers, P2
“I have a secret desire, hiding deep in my soul - it sets my heart afire to see me in this role. I wanna be a producer, with a hit show on broadway.”
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Best of the Producers, p1
Bloom: “Oh max, max she’s fantastic. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’ve never felt this way before - It’s like a volcano erupting inside of me, like, like hot lava rising higher and higher, and…. What is that Max? What is that?”
*pause
Max: “It’s called an erection”
April 2013
25 posts
There’s a lot more to me than there is to me.
The Producers Soundtrack - 04 I Wanna Be a... →
The movie classic that became a Broadway sensation now becomes a movie musical event. Mel Brooks is bringing The Producers, one of the most honored musicals …
I love this
goldenfreezeover:
somethingambiguous:
tltty:
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
until 10000AD
adriofthedead:
shrineheart:
jongatsby:
we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLYSOMEONESAIDIT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
We also have standard fantasy settings. “We’re a society so drenched in escapism that we find normality in something that never existed and never will.
...
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You know what I find phenomenal?
I was in a men’s choir in highschool. We worked through some pretty awful tuning issues, and just generally hung out. But I’m still in touch with almost all of them, although I barely see them all to the face. We’ve spread all over the country since then, but we were such good friends then that we can always always talk like we did then.
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD GO TO A LES MIS CONVENTION
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
wolfwithpanthereyes:
drabblewriter:
graintaire:
This is seriously milling around in my brain and I’d like to see how many people would actually want to do something like this.
God, yes.
without a second thought yes
Hey look, actual "unique" questions
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
I have a buddy who loves to tell me how well his life is going.
He’s working an operative position at a Fairmont Hotel, and gets a free ride at Cornell with his employment.
I’m happy for you, bro, but
like
could you just
realize that you’re shoving your life down my throat?
Guys
guys
David Tennant is in How to train your dragon.
He has a one-word line.
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A CALL FOR OPINIONS
Do guys look better with glasses or without.
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
March 2013
18 posts
1 tag
I’m sorry, but,
Catbug is my flipping fave.
